That story was so good. Especially considering how easy it is to get any sort of degree from the numerous online and for-profit “universities” that are out there nowadays. I mean Shaq has a damn MBA and Ed.D., for god’s sake, it can’t be that hard.

All I need is a gay sex scandal and I’ll have conservative Christian hypocrisy bingo.

Ah... the old “intellectual diversity” scam.

I value, their VAGINAS!

Nice. Although I thought that was from the book of HandJob

it’s probably just me being an immigrant who just doesn’t understand and hasn’t assimilated to these conservatives’ so called “American culture”.

“Let he who hath never fuckedeth his married cousin after givingeth to her a shitload of Oxy casteth thy first stone.”

Fun fact: she admits that she wants to be “hot” (which is, of course, a matter of perspective) in order to crash her ex’s wedding to another woman to make him regret breaking up with her. Seriously. Not health or anything even remotely noble - just to “show up” your ex’s new wife. She just keeps finding new ways to…

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

There is no way she is a 4 or even an 8.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

did you see who we made president or

Can I just remind you that the original reason they got a reality show is because a morbidly obese white trash mother had a morbidly obese white trash family and specifically a fat rednecky child who entered beauty pageants and people enjoyed laughing at them? What a time to be alive.

Did they do anything to fix her abrasive personality, terrible parenting, or lack of remorse for letting her daughter be preyed upon by a pedophile?

“My wife is looking out for her own interests for once! I kind of supportthat, I guess! Cookie now, please!”

It’s so frustrating whenever these clueless dads think they deserve a medal for acting like, you know, a parent.

What a bummer for that dude who has to watch his kids. This is on par with parents who say they are “babysitting”.

“Gals”

I was thinking “Uncle Ted Talks”. Everyone has that one. drunk. uncle.

You can’t unplug my ventilator I never bought an iPhone!