So he's a racist, sexist, islamaphobic, homophobic Walter Mitty? Exaaaactly the type of person we need on a police force.

Everyone knows you need TWO labels to really mean it.

"Hmmm. This container is labeled 'Lye,' but there's only ONE label on it, not two. Perhaps I should taste it just to make sure..."

Gawd. That's such a Stamos thing to do. Classic Stamos.

*cringes* I don't like this at all. Not one bit.

Tony Bourdain WINS. EVERYTHING.

Once upon a time I saw this done to balls at a fetish party. I didn't really get the point - I suppose it must have felt...nice? The sub's top put a flashlight behind them and they looked pretty funny. They looked funnier with a flashlight behind them, and a Jack'O'Latern face drawn on them in sharpie.

So they'll be Bippity Boppity Boobs?

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

Yeah, what DOES a boner feel like?

Boobs for one night? Can we please please please start referring to this procedure as "Cinderella Tits"?

No one is born with big boobs.

Well, 6 years is a good run. It's Hollywood so that's like 125 normal people years.

John Oliver said it best. Paraphrasing because I don't know the exact quote but something like: "There are some open questions about what exactly happened in the initial incident; however, it is absolutely crystal clear that every single thing that the police have done since then has been utterly wrong."

Never in the history of commenting, has the ability to post an eyeroll gif been more sorely missed.

The ever so slight snarl is the cherry on top.

It's all done under a lack of male gaze.

i also need that guy's leg.

THANK YOU for posting that India.Arie song! I hadn't thought about it in ages and it's just the pick me up I needed today. That song just lifted my spirits!