What does it matter if someone loves their pet like a kid? What matters is that everyone — every taxpayer — should be able to within certain rules get to enjoy public spaces, and some people do so by lugging along children, and some by wanting to play frisbee (or whatever) with their dog. It's not up to others to tell…
AwkwardTurtle
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I have no children, when people talk about their kids I will respond with talk about my pets for one of two reasons 1) I am trying to relate and since I don't have kids dog talk is all I got 2)revenge, bore me with endless stories about your kids and I will bore you with endless stories about my pets.
On Monday, we posted an open letter to the management of Gawker Media, our parent company, regarding an ongoing…
You know what I think? I think anyone who's never stood and stared suicide in the face should shut the fuck up. I think anyone who hasn't cried themselves to sleep and wake in the morning only to find fresh tears are already falling should sit the fuck down. I think anyone who doesn't understand what it's like to be…
Exactly.
O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
"Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning."
Working at Gawker Media is a dream job for many of the women on staff here at Jezebel. This is a place that takes…
Not to be nitpicky or anything, but toxicology reports don't have much to do with how many bullets were involved...
6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that
Easy solution: don't wear thongs.
He's so fit, everyone else looks like a bag of shit next to him.
Nonsense! Take pride in your work!
all these catty little comments...
The feeeeeeeels.
I'm surprised the Barack/ Beyonce rumor hasn't gotten a second wind. I mean his term is almost over. Her tour w Jay-Z is almost over.
I don't want these man servants if they're going to waste that much champagne when they open the bottles.
I'm an old and cohabited several times (once as a step parent to someone else's wonderful kids) and then got married and 10 years later divorced (with my own kid in the mix). My personal experience is that living together didn't feel like marriage, ever—in part because the legal entanglements and symbolic meaning…
I'm looking forward to reading every single one of these and doing a very, very involved write up about each of them.