It's rather silly: I maintain that I do not want children (and have so, for the past 15 years). But you just know that the moment you do change your mind – because god forbid we have the ability to control our autonomy! and child-bearing ability! and wants and desires! – they'll pat themselves on the back about how…

Not to excuse any shit behaviours they've had towards you, but the main reason it becomes integral is because we end up hearing it every day. "Why don't you have kids? You're going to regret it! Your womb is soooo empty! Your eggs are dying! Aren't you a bit too old not to want kids?!" — so we're not consciously…

I can't .. just .. whattt .... ?!!??!?!?!?!?!?

Less CLAMP, more Furuba (Natsuki Takaya).

I was wondering if OP lost their sense of smell ... 14 days is a LONG, LONG time.

This man lives mere blocks from me and I'm absolutely livid that he exist. In the mean time, I will look at cute photos of my pibble (when he's being good and tired).

After reading all the articles about schools teaching abstinence as the only way, they clearly don't teach about enthusiastic consent. This leads me to believe that kids are growing up thinking that a quiet "no I don't want to ..." means "convince me!"

That sounds awful and I'm sorry people say shit like that. Blue's hair is adorable.

"Tighten up the texture so it doesn't look so black" — Is this actually a thing? Jebus.

All the feels when hearing Blue's voice. All the feels.

That was such a proud dad moment. So good.

To be fair, when I first got my period, my mother told me that tampons are only for slutty slutty whore harlot women AND DON'T YOU BE A SLUTTY MCSLUTTERSON*.

Alternatively, "but I have a [non-white] friend! And they agree!"

Can we use this tweet as proof that Justin is now American and Canada doesn't want him back?

Same reasoning for kangaroo. ... and kangaroo is delicious.

I've been sticking to using "Human" mainly because of Ze Frank's Sad Dog Diaries.

Literally, the exact words that came out of my mouth when I saw that quote.

*brain fart

Their poor little livers...