awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle

STUD LIFE?

I can imagine how that conversation would go down at the station.

911 Operater: "Officer Smith, there is a woman named Janelle on the phone, she says she knows you and she needs your help in some sort of verbal dispute with a calm black man".

Officer Smith: "Huh? I don't know anyone named Janelle."

911 Operator: "Oh

I live in Ga and this was on the news. They had a segment about the people rallying around the victim. It was definitely refreshing to hear.

You say "lace peplum" I say "booby waterfalls"

So. Many. Feels.

As pissed as I am that yet another "but what about the men!!!" troll has shown up, I will remind myself:

Everyone looks better when they're standing next to mahhhble columns.

When I'm asked if I've found Jesus, I reply, "What? Have you lost him AGAIN?"

Back when I was working at the movie theater I had something like this happen. A man came up to buy a ticket to some new indie documentary and asked me if I knew what it was about. I hadn't had a chance to look at the description and when I told him he replied it was about evolution. I said that sounded cool, and that

Wizards.

Virginity isn't a permanent condition!

I'm pretty sure death is fairer than life: it comes for everyone, equally, eventually, without prejudice or bias. The only thing that alters the timing is life.

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I'm sad that you've never seen Step Up. It's really fun. And Gambit can actually dance.

So is he Future II or Future, Jr.? When they're out at a party, can they be all like, guys, we gotta go, we gotta get back to the Future II?

With the velcro eyes! Yes! And Princess Sailor Moon became my favorite villian. :)

PREACH! PGSM FOREVER!

Another question is if they left Zoisite as male to stay true with the original Zoisite/Malachite pairing.