awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle

It is easy and cheap fancy people dessert, and it impresses guests. 1 tbsp unflavored powdered gelatin, 3/4 cup warm water, 3/4 cup sugar, 1 cup cream, 2 cups milk. Cook the milk, cream, and sugar until it dissolves but doesn't boil. Mix the gelatin and warm water to dissolve. Mix both things gently. Put in wet

Sesame covered mochi filled with sweet red bean paste = yummy.

But... but... stripey jello!!

This was sent to a lot of men as well (according to co-workers), so this isn't a "you're a lady, HAVE A BABY" thing. I do mass external emails frequently and something like this can happen if you mess up your outgoing lists. Someone done effed up though, that is for sure. There is no way this is a marketing ploy...

But...everyone likes facecake.

And to think, Solange once sang the "Proud Family" theme song on the Disney Channel. Yeah I'm old.

And now to furiously scroll up to find it for my own enjoyment!

thank you for writing this, it brought me to tears. My (trans)daughter is the strongest, bravest girl I know. I raised her alone too, and have done m best to be her strongest advocate. I couldn't be more proud of her. My urge to protect her for all the potential dangers, bigotry and abuse is overwhelming. Because I

Wait, can we talk about the jokes she made about how she roofies people?

I was going to post some pics from a Peaches show where penises figured in to a high degree but none—NONE—of them were safe for work. Miley, sit down and let the grown ups talk.

People need to cut it out with calling themselves or their friends gypsies, unless they actually are. It is in no way okay for non-black people to call themselves or their friends black or worse the n-word. It's the same situation.

I can't stop staring at Nicki Minaj's boobs. They are FANTASTIC. Also, Laura Prepon is so fucking beautiful. I just wanna lick her face.

Oh, a woman showing a video of her abortion procedure yet doesn't show any graphic material whatsoever is unacceptable, but picketing outside of clinics, wearing t-shirts and plaster posters with mangled fetuses is hunky-dorey? Anti-abortionists sure have FUCKED UP priorities.

Ugh! Could you imagine the bad fortune of having to sit next to him? 90 minutes of awkwardly trying to not act like a pleb but still not act like royalty?!

These are the internet moments in which I feel so, so Canadian. My family owns guns, and I know hot to shoot them. I have hunted before and have no problem with guns as a tool for that.
All that being said: WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK GOES THROUGH YOUR HEAD WHILE PLANNING THIS?!
That's a deadly fucking weapon.

I think it looks a bit flat here, I saw the dress in another picture and it looked great. However, I LOVE the red dress she wore prior to the dinner. I think I prefer this one:?resize=600%2C876

Wait ... wait. Homosexuality is now spiritual cancer? But it also attacks the body... so actual cancer? I am confused O Republican stalwart lady.

It's unfortunate that men of color so often see the goal as gaining access to the white patriarchy rather than dismantling it.

This pearl clutching is so weird to me! She is ALL ABOUT MARRIAGE. Her sex is WITHIN MARRIAGE. She is talking about HOW GREAT MARRIAGE IS. She had a baby WITHIN MARRIAGE.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's not singing about having sex in the back of a limo; she's singing about giving a blow job in the back of a limo. If more teens started emulating her, teen pregnancy would actually decrease.