Oklahomas hottest new bar is called Fifty Shades of Gary! Located in a Quasar near Marigold Lane, this watering hole has everything! When you enter, be sure to hand your coat to the backwards talking midget from Twin Peaks, who accepts all major Jelly Beans. Playing Tuesdays at 10:00 am is The Kule Cluck Plan, Gary's…

Yeah this. Nobody goes to the DTES, seeing people in the condition they're in, and says "gee golly, a crack pipe for 25c? I'mma take up the rock!" What utter stupidity that person is spouting.

Vancouver has a horrific drug problem. The reasons are complicated, ranging from the f'ing government closing vast wings of the psychiactric hospital and turning mentally ill people onto the streets about ten years ago, to being one of the warmest places in the country and acting as a magnet for drifters from…

WHY DO I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH JENNY MCCARTHY ON A THING HELP

Fun fact of the day (also a TIL), the cost of a 18-mile road going to Sochi built for the Olympics cost more than the entirety of the Vancouver Olympics.

I will gladly pay money to end the horror that is the money shot.

Russia is like Euro Florida.

This makes me depressed and leaves me wondering why I became a doctor.

Seems to be a little known fact, but sauteing some onions and garlic and then scrambling it with eggs is the way to go, jack.

I agree with you and I'd like to wish you godspeed because this website's membership is pretty adept at spewing nonsense about fat vs skinny vs healthy. I made a list like the following in an article a while back about the generic comments you'll see:

WORTH IT

As someone who has worked in an observatory; I can confirm that a sunset in reverse is a sunrise.

Can we also mention how insanely gorgeous Mary Lambert looks in that dress? She looks like a classy Jessica Rabbit!

I know Madonna is an "icon" but Mary's voice was on point and so much better than Madonna's.

She should have done a medley of Partition, Yonce, Grown Woman, and Flawless

My 15 year old goth self is horrified.

Macklemore winning over Kendrick Lamar is just another example of the Grammys being a marketing tool and nothing more. Ehhh.

For a 9000 dollar tent, it better do that Harry Potter thing where it's bigger on the inside