awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle

I don't care, it's one of my favorite games too. Then again I love all the FFs from 6-12 except that multiplayer one.

She blew his mind when he realized she actually had access to a tv.

Is your brother single, perchance?

My ex of like 5 years started dating someone new. We had been 100% platonic buddies since the breakup, and were still really close. Before I met her, he told me that she was a little bit insecure. So, when I'd see them out, I made a big effort to be really sweet, and always went out of my way to give her sincere

"People without brains do an awful lot of talking"—the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz

Not quite an eyeroll, but her expression sums up what I'm feeling.

OMG, LET ME TEACH THESE CLASSES.

It is a concern when housing costs too much. When food or health care costs too much. Weddings cost as much as they do because people are willing to pay. I say willing because wedding expenses (minus the marriage license) are optional.

My sisters do kind of the same thing to me about weight. They'll hold up their pinky and say, "You're this big!" I know they mean it as type of compliment, but it makes me feel bad that my sisters are jealous of me. It also reinforces some bad thinking I've gotten into, that thinness is something valuable about me,

I so so so WISH that the selfie of Beyoncé and Aaliyah was actually taken this past week. It would be so awesome to have her still with us.

Why does them being overweight mean they're not beautiful?

Jez,

I swear to god, Ma, I didn't think it'd actually work! I figured, it's so full of water, a toilet is basically a fire extinguisher!

Republicans didn’t care when Bush lied about WMDs, nor did they express outrage over 9/11/2001, the Iraq War, or the 13 embassy attacks with 50+ dead under Bush. Their outrage over Benghazi is phony and they are essentially spitting on the graves of those lost in Benghazi for political gain. If Republicans cared so

Having one black person doesn't balance the whites!

We need our lady stuff!

This... is... unacceptable...

Jeez, liberals, make up your mind. First you're whining about minorities being underrepresented, then, when someone finally makes an ad representing the underprivileged minority population at Howard you get all up in arms...