"I'm not against homosexuals, just homosexual sex. They're fine as long as no oral and no anal. You can still have 'old fashioned handies' though. Our next bill bans anything but the missionary position. And god help you if you give a woman an orgasm, because we're going to put you in prison. Who am I kidding? The…

Most of the kiddie books I read had animals as the protagonists.....

Uh, no. Fuck that guy. It's just another gross tool dickwads use to try to make you feel bad about yourself when you literally have nothing to feel bad about, and they should be the ones seriously re-examining their worth in life.

Success over depression! I threw out ALL THE BOOZE so I am no longer tempted to go on another binge! Feels so good. Not gonna have a sip until my party later in July. I'll be watching everyone else get wasted and act the fool (evil grin). Also, I should be able to get rid of the weight (booze calories) I put on,…

My (black) parents told me a story about a cruise they were on earlier this year, and one of their friends on ship was a white woman around their age (perhaps a bit younger, I don't remember).

One day, when the ship was stopping at a port in Italy, this woman asked my father if this was his first time in the country...…

The responses on her twitter page are pretty golden too. She just says, "I will release a statement video shortly" which someone responded, "With Roots playing in the background?"

You know, Dodai, a Jez article hasn't made me stop and think as much as yours just did in quite a while. I try really hard to examine and check my privilege throughout my daily dealings, but it wasn't until about halfway through your article that I really got it. So thank you for being clear, measured, and nuanced…

This sums up how I feel about this.

"maybe she wasn't a virgin"

As an advocate I just ... don't have the words. Fuck you, you abusive dick.

Yeah, this is a truly horrific comment thread. I understand benignly positive emotions towards someone you don't know but I truly do not understand such vile hatred against an unknown person. There's a difference between the public persona and the actual person, we really don't know celebrities at all. I have zero…

Dear Frat Boys:

Whenever someone mentions a 'joystick', I usually go straight to the fighting styled ones.

It looks like your "joystick" joke went wayyyy over everyone's head.

Canadian bills are only 91 micrometers thick. $60k is only 600 $100 bills so thats only 54,600 micrometers, which equals 2.149 inches of thickness to distribute between two people. So, 1.0745 inches per person. An iphone (the example you give as doable in a bra - I'm a guy, I don't know) is 0.3 inches thick and if…

The amount of food they supposedly could consume was unrealistic. I eat the same kind of crap but not large portions, and I've always been pretty thin. Plus, I have a pretty fast metabolism, so I eat prefer to eat small portions throughout the day rather than three big meals.

If catching the rich kid pot smokers isn't important, why is catching the poor ones?

I feel for women with bigger boobs — do any clothing designers even understand how to make well-fitted shirts for the well-endowed? I think part of the problem with these policies (besides what's pointed out here) is that clothes are just so fucking shitty if any part of your body is big or shapely.