awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle

BIC Pens for Women were only recently invented, so give it a few decades, Gilmour. We'll catch up!

So.. does she still need to make sandwiches AFTER the engagement ring or does he make her sandwiches from that point on?

That is the oddest and cutest addiction ball-busting I've ever read.

So I guess his balls do hang low?

So. Incredibly. True. <3 Miss Claudette.

To be fair, you can't hear a drowning person scream.

SO DERPY. SO CUTE.

These are the best. I like to throw chlamydia at people too. I also wish they called the Macrobes instead.

This is my absolute, all-time favourite gif.

You'd think with all the penis envy women have, we'd be BETTER conductors.

In that particular order?

Happy 10 months! :)

I really liked her singing live about 6 years ago when she opened as some unknown for Dragonette. Her voice was cute, but mature.

Having just gotten off a bus full of drunk, obnoxious teenagers, this has made me feel so much better about youth.

I stopped watching the moment she 1) suggested cat litter as a 'nice, organic clay mask!' and 2) used her fingers to apply eyeshadow.

160 by the next screengrab! I don't even..

WHERE DID 160 PEOPLE SHARE THE PHOTO.

COOK IT WITH BACON.

Canada doesn't want to be associated with you. kthx.

The fact that she's playing like it's NO BIG DEAL I DO THIS ALL THE TIME makes it even better.