Or, do as my Chinese parents have done: for every grain of rice left over is a pimple FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

You'd be surprised how often I hear "oriental."

There's apparently no way I could be 100% Chinese because my "eyes ares so big/skin is so dark/hair is so smooth."

Winter: decide to grow my hair out from avatar length to shoulder length.
Spring: freak out by the length and trim constantly.
Summer: JUST SHAVE IT OFF. GODDAMNIT JUST SHAVE... WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY NEXT HAIR APPOINTMENT IS IN SEPTEMBER?!

I'd just like to point out that while reading the article, I kept imagining "A" as "A"/Alison(?!) in Pretty Little Liars.

Yet there will people who think she's a ~*~super feminist~*~ because LOLSEKZ.

This is a thing I'm learning about my new roommate. She only cleans the inside of pots (leaving the outside covering in oily film), and leaves a soaking wet sponge on the counter.

Morally, I'd say it's wrong to exploit it for seats on a bus (because lots of times, those who actually need it don't get seats either!). Discounts ... fair game?

Very fair and diplomatic. Didn't think about doing a more general "group" ask.

Reading this comment just broke my heart into millions of little shards.

Legit question: I used to work at an amusement park as both a CSR and ticket sales, where we were forced to ask ladies that had any semblance of pregnancy, if they 1) knew they could get a discount, 2) are not allowed on most of the rides.

If Bunnicula has taught me anything, it's to never trust a bunny.

I was speaking in the context of racist people you'd basically write off (i.e. the entire list in the article).

I've always maintained that the Unintentional/Accidental Racist is actually worse than full-blown openly racist assholes.

Just because Walle says racist things, doesn't mean it was malicious!

What. I am just .. WHAAT. @*&%B (@#*R(.

I'm disappointed they didn't cast a Korean actress to play Rachel Lee, considering she's 1) the ring leader, 2) has a crazy backstory w/ her North & South Korean parents. Why does it revolve around Alexis?

I like it. Succinct. Simple.

That was what I had in mind too. Grow some egg sacs ... AND BE OVERRUN BY SPIDERS. @%*#(%&#)(%*@) (

There's our problem. There's no hard-hitting slang term for ovaries. The same way it isn't as exciting to say "grow some testicles!"