Believe the proper name of that hat hybrid is a Cocktail Bweenie.

I don't think I'll ever get to the point of white jeans, but I had to wear a (off)white dress for a White Party before. Surrounded by red wine, it was the most terrifying clothing experience of my life. I eventually gave up, and headed straight for the white martinis.

I feel like we're playing a fun game of Spot The Difference!

I am currently wearing a white shirt for the first time in my life.

Which makes me want to scream MASH MASH MASH A A A A A B B B DOWN UP B A!

I think it's silly to separate out gamers based on the games they play, rather than their enjoyment. Regardless of what people play, they play to get away from boring life things. Some do it more often than others, but it's still an enjoyment people share in different ways.

I totally agree. A game's a game, and each needs a unique set of skills to play.

Sarcasm on the internet is hard to pick up. I just like it when people (all of the peoples!) game. I really don't give a flying fuck if it's "real" or not, as long as people enjoy it.

Yeah but I bet that 50% aren't even playing reaaaaaaaaaaal games. Real games can only be played by a penis, I mean joystick. Obvs.

As short girl with an A cup and a super long torso, I can attest to the annoyance of shopping. Small shirts fit the boob, but then turn into belly tops.

I'm open to bitcoin as well.

A friend and I discussed starting the "Dumb Gamer Guy Tattletale Mafia."

Know a good chicken gizzard recipe? I'm all ears.

Duddddee. Try lime & chili covered crickets. Freaking amazing. And then you get to play with little cricket legs too.

I'll be honest. As a pre-teen, I was super fat-shaming as I was the smallest and skinniest kid who was made fun of for not having boobs. A "you shame me, I shame you!" response.

There's no winning for anyone. It's either too much botox, or not enough botox. It's too fake, but if only that random body part could be a little smoother/tighter/thinner.

Body language and posture makes SUCH a huge difference. So roll your shoulders, straighten out your back, and prepare for world domination!

Thanks for this.

That is exactly how I reacted when I read the first paragraph. AWWW HELLLLSSS NOOO.