He was a 33 year old man who illegally obtained a firearm, illegally carrying it around in his pocket, and stupidly didn't read the safety manual.

It's amazing how often I get into conversations w/ other women in tech about this very topic.

Majority of the time, I use my SPECK iPhone Card Case: ID, cash, credit card.

My rule for Yelp is praise those who did a great job, and don't write about the mediocre ones. The really, exceedingly poor ones will get a short writeup.

The ring means you have something to sell when you're not financially able to take care of the kid! It was all a ploy for thinking ahead!

Going to start slapping my chest to avoid having to pay for plastic surgery.

Oooooh. V good.

Espenisnage?

EXACTLY. OH MY FUCKING GOD EXACTLY.

I would love to hear about how it's like to own 11 cats at a given point. Is it like De Poezen Boot in Amsterdam?

You sound like you're confusing your personal preference with thinking you're a "responsible" pet owner.

I also hate birds. I also live in the city, but there are pigeons EVERY WHERE. And fucking crows cawing outside my window in the summer at 5am.

I find simple pleasure in seeing celebrities tweet each other.

I thought we already did?

In grade 7, I had no boobs.

People like to think that if your relationship doesn't immediately see things like marriage and kids, then you're "wasting your time." At least, that's what I've been told whenever I mention I don't want to get married or have kids.

I have trouble staying asleep (wake up every 3 or 4 hours, nightly), and tried melatonin for a brief period.

Er, *Raphael because I can spell.

Holy shit.

Look up these ones: