awkwardturtle
AwkwardTurtle
awkwardturtle

Nah. Without proper training, your home would be destroyed. Unless you're mistreating it, even the most undertrained dog become saps in their owners' arms. Around unfamiliar people, on the other hand, is where the uneasy temperament and scared/aggressive behaviour comes out.

The other day, I was babysitting a 2.5 year old. He just learned to talk.

I wonder if my robo hamster could learn this. She knows it's dinner time whenever I scratch the gauze on her cage.. but that's about it.

Thank. You. So. Much.

F'REALS. My dog once stole an entire roast duck off the dinner table when everyone was prepping. I don't even..

When a teacher makes porn to support herself, she's an immoral person who should never have a chance at their chosen career.

Nah. As a kid, I had soda at my disposal (mom always stocked up at Costco "just in case we had company") but was always told it was not as delicious as juice/water/tea.

I hear you. Watching – even if from a really really far away sideline – the friend struggle through her first pregnancy was depressing, even for me. She was lucky enough to have a mom who could babysit when she finished high school, but everything just seemed so much more difficult?

"If I could do it, you can too." is a familiar train of thought that I've come across with friends in the same situation though the pregnancies I know of, happened in high school.

Thanks for posting this!

I have no problem with Disney princesses. BRATZ dolls, on the other hand..

Pft, bras.

But the difference is, the women would have a lot of disposable income in this hypothetical.

I should have been more specific: if there was a lot of women with a lot of disposable income, and not a lot of men...

Complete hypothetical: if the situation was reversed with too many women and not as many men, what would happen?!

If there can only be one winner in any competition, then why compete at all? There will always be winners and losers.

It's bad parenting you want your kid to compete against the best of the best?

So true.

Or possibly, makes you straight.

On one hand, I'm impressed because HOLY SHIT THEY'RE 14 & 12.