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Oh he’s a liar for sure but if you watch him speak, see his actions and such, he really seems to be off. He has always been a complete dick but if you watch his speeches from the 80's and 90's, he didn’t blather senselessly. Now he goes on wild tangents and forgets to come back to his points. Half his speeches are

I think his people just shove him in a coffin like the vampire he is and then fly him around. He has no idea where he is or how far he has traveled.

That would explain him going back on his words, forgetting things he’s said and so many other issues he has had.

Toronto man rejects capitalist folly of single-occupancy housing; lives in family-centered collective instead.

Yeah, but that’s in Canada Dollars, so I mean, that’s what, barely $25,000? Fuckin’ Canadia.

Money doesn’t change being a loser apparently.

He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

I’m generally very proud to be from Toronto - this changes things a little

The woman who just turned around and walked away was the only real hero of that ad.

Kind of suggests that they’re already putting this into practice, doesn’t it.

I mean, when was the last time an ad targeted at men also acknowledged queerness in any way whatsoever?

But if you try to switch you know the person in front of you will forget something and the fast line will become the slow line and you’ll wish you’d stayed.

See also: which checkout line is slower. That’s the one I will inevitably choose.

Huh... I feel oddly inspired.

That’s... actually about as good as I think an ad for grooming products can realistically be. “Let us help you do you” is a pretty good message for an ad.

This is surprisingly good! And, it’s is inclusive without feeling like they’re just checking off a list.

It’s pretty cool. I almost can’t believe it’s for Axe. Plus: KITTENS!!!

I will try to go through the one that sticks then tries to slam shut on my hand.

Which one of those doors is locked? Because that’s the one I’m inevitably going to try to walk through first.