First he says he hasn’t signed a contract and then he says he’s very concerned about breaching it.

abby fisher is a mega ultra garbage person but fat and ugly she’s not. she’s soft and has a fairly plain face but damn kid calm tf down.

Dear imaginaryfriend

At least the stock market goes up over time. No such long term trend here with sports betting

Way to give aggressively mediocre white women a bad name, Fisher.

So basically if this girl had studied harder or been less stupid she would have gotten into her college of choice no problem. Funny how that works!

How embarrassing that this will be what comes up when she tries to get a job and they Google her. Oh dear, what’s the Millenial version of folding sweaters at the Gap? I guess there’s that for her.

Yo Abby. I’m white and hella average too. No need to be bitter about it.

To ensure historical accuracy, however, all female knights will be required to compete in bikini armor.

So chivalry is dead?

Lady knights mount challenge, unseat jousting sexism.

What an exciting time to be a woman! Now if we can just start recognizing the great female cave painters of the Stone Age, I’ll feel like we’ve finally arrived.

I’m not sure what’s so hard to understand about his wanting to say his piece at the convention and have a role in shaping the party platform as much as possible before he gets behind Hillary. This is not an issue of being unable to admit defeat—he knows as well as anyone else that his chances at this thing dried up…

This is either a really good comment or a really bad one.

I was so much older then

haha thanks. When I’m trying to revise my garbage dump fire book, I suddenly am VERY INVESTED IN COMMENTING.

I’m not even exaggerating when I say that Jezebel should hire you as a freelancer.

really makes you think