If that happens, how will the employees of one use their inside knowledge of the algorithms and betting patterns to make money at the other one?

Trump for $800 Alex! What are brown people!!!!

Always appropriate and hilarious. Now, you want to get together and figure out how we put Donny in his Folger’s can and toss him off a cliff?

Couldn’t they both just file for Chapter 11, let Ziff-Davis buy them up, and then pretend like they have no legal problems?

“Resembles an stringy mass of nasty yellow cotton candy”

Oh, come on. You can’t expect people to go remembering exactly where in the car park they left their monarch. And it’s not like they came with remote-control central locking in those days, so you can’t just go around clicking the key and waiting for his headlights to flash...

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A surfeit.

So... how many lampreys is too many? Asking for a friend.

This needs to be brought back.

Ahh the usual Sunday prayer from Browns fans

A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

A deflator, a rapist, and a fraud. They represent the GOP well.

I hear they’re also finally making Terry Pratchett’s and Neil Gaiman’s Good Omens into a movie. I sense an opportunity for a collaboration!

Ummm... Let me punch that up for you. 2 Christ 2 Crucifix.

Immaculate Conception (It’s Not What You Think): The Prequel of the Christ

Passion 2: Judgment Day

Jesus: Insurrection.

Come on y’all the only sequel that really makes sense is the Book of Revelations.

I was gonna go with “Passion of the Christ 2: Rise of The Silver Surfer” or “Passion of the Christ 2: The Rise of Taj” just because “Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement Day” is a little too on the nose.