awkwardinstantsrealcomputer
AwkwardInstant'sRealComputer
awkwardinstantsrealcomputer

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There is nothing wrong with not wanting children. So of us just have no interest in reproducing. I have several friends, men and women, who don’t want kinds. Most of them, like me, have gotten to the point of making it medically impossible for them to reproduce.

Yeah, I’m not responding to the OP. I’m specifically responding to your comment, ā€œAnytime I have heard a woman describe a guy as a ā€œgenuinely nice guyā€ that guy has proceeded to remain in the friend-zone for the remainder of their relationship with that girl.ā€ where you imply that women aren’t allowed to ā€œfriendzoneā€ā€¦

I think the real problem here is that a dwarf planet is incapable of reciprocating your feelings

I think we all missed the part where women are obligated to become romantically involved and not just friends with all the "genuinely nice guys" they know.

I promise you it is entirely possible to both be a nice person that treats others with respect, while at the same time being able to assert yourself and command the respect of others. I promise.

Do yourself a favor and drop the term friend zone from your vocabulary.

There’s no such thing as the friendzone, it’s a figment of men’s imagination.

I don’t know about him, but I’m absolutely saying you shouldn’t use that commonly understood word. It’s toxic and anti-woman and makes you sound like a manbaby.

I’m saying that it would be rad if a certain subset of the male part of the species would stop acting as if being someone’s friend was some sort of burden to be born in hopes of a pity fuck. The phrase is just sort of a normalization of that is all.

Can we knock it off with this ā€œfriend zoneā€ crap? If you want to date someone and they don’t want to date you and you don’t want to be their friend then bounce. If you DO want to be their friend then awesome. Friends are rad! Knock off the dating creeper attempts and move on with your life. Women don’t ā€œputā€ men into…

Don’t have kids unless you really, really want them. Having kids doesn’t make you a ā€œgrown upā€ any more than not having kids makes you childish.

Is this a Tomsula lifehack?

You are the opposite of terrible. Kids are terrible.

How often have you shit-puked to have attained this level of mastery?

Step 1:

I might not sleep tonight after reading this.

Is it acceptable for adults with no kids to voluntarily go to the zoo and enjoy it? I say no, those people are assholes.

Was gonna say, think it’s Ben Carson’s baby. Probably also why it’s telling her to move, and offering to deliver itself with a clothespin.