#watersportsgate!

But only Crazy Donald could manage to bring the Nazis and the Russians together for a group hug and then all climb in bed together #makesyouthink

The one that keeps me up at night starts with:
If you give a Trump the nuclear codes

If a Hooker Gives an Orangutan a Fluffin’...

This needs more Tsars.

I could not, would not in a box.............well, maybe if you peed in it first.

By the time the mouse went to the movies, the whole thing was pretty played out. Oh, hey, that gives me an idea for a book:

Give...?

“Doonald, uld friend. Do not vorry. I take care oov eveyting. Ooof course! No vone vill ever find out. Girls? Vhat girls? Poof! Like magik gone. You go now. Go home to vife...Melania? She has pretty face. And Kids? Vhat are names again? For holiday cards I send. Go now...ve vill talk...sometime verrrrry soon.”

“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and kill a hooker and I wouldn’t lose any voters.” — Donald Trump

No, Vlad promised he was going to do that for him. I’m sure Vlad did just as he told Donald he’d do.

That’s not a gift, because a gift would be taxable. And you know estate taxes are making all these small family brothels and pimps go out of business.

I have yet to see any evidence proving that Donald Trump has never killed a hooker.

Hitler also wrote his VERY OWN book!

Trumpa Trumpa pee,

“People are saying”...

In the great hotel room
There was a telephone
And the fake news
And a picture of –
A callgirl giving him a full moon

I thought this was going to be an absurdist take on the DirecTV cable commercials wherein it would end with:

If the FSB has blackmail on Trump,
It could start a nuclear war.

Don’t start a nuclear war; don’t give Trump a hooker.

Before this gets out of hand let me say stop it right now to anyone who is going to start throwing out ridiculous Hitler comparisons to Trump.

+ 1 Jim Cooke and Tom