His special brand of ‘I can’t put my finger on why you suck, but you suck’ brand of quarterbacking has Bears written all over it.
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On first snap, he’s going to shatter into a million glittering motes of light, and every one present will stop to watch the beautiful sparks drift skyward while the sunday night football theme blares off-key on loop. Eventually the motes, which turn out to be potent carcinogens, coalesce in the jet streams and poison…
In Soviet Russia, James Francos YOU!
It’s the Broncos, the NFC East plays the AFC West next year.
Ezekiel Elliot will trip over a piece of Tony’s shattered clavicle on the field, ending his season with a double ACL tear. Curtains.
Game clock time or actual elapsed time?
Hey, now, there’s a decent chance Romo will be on IR by week four in Arizona instead of being on IR in Cleveland, Chicago, Denver, or New York. A guy like Tony Romo has the ability to get put on IR almost anywhere. Don’t limit him and the things he’s capable of not doing.
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Do you like movies about Gladiators? I know this may sound weird but, you ever....seen a grown man naked? Rom Roberts, have you ever been......in a Turkish prison?
James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.
“...threw on a bathrobe and wandered over to meet Wood.”
There’s something just a tad bit unsettling about this portion of the story.
Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!
Swing and a miss.
“Jerry/Gerry-rigged” is plain incorrect - “jury-rig” is a sailing term for a makeshift repair. When I first heard “Jerry-rig”, I assumed that it was some disparaging term for a crappy job, originating from WWII
Drive is very dreamy. Gosling sucked me into that movie becasue he’s perfected the art of giving you the idea that he’s about to do something but then it never happens. Like a diver poised on the edge of the board for two hours who then turns around and goes home dry. Ryan Gosling’s acting is blue balls.
Oh Jesus Christ, Roger Ebert was hands-down the best movie critic of all time and he made Burneko look like George Clooney. Us ugly fucks have some valuable opinions on things ancillary to pretty people too; it’s not like Burneko is shitting on Gosling’s ab workout routine.
EDIT: I think Burneko is wrong about Drive.
I’m a 30 something year old woman and Titanic DID suck. 15 year old chocolatesystems was SUPER PISSED that it won the Oscar over the obviously-more-deserving The Full Monty. I’m still not over it.
Most 30-somethings are millennials. I too was shocked to learn that the term “millennials” means “people born between 1980-1995" and not “young people that I assume are stupid and awful because I am slightly older than them.”
Jesus Fucking Christ, did somone get you the Notebook for Christmas and you’re writing a revenge piece?