That should tell you everything you need to know about how bad Osweiler is. If it doesn’t remember that Elway decided to sign Mark Sanchez instead of giving Osweiler a contract.

They look at its high school diploma date and subtract 17 or 18 years.

“Marshall will rely on new Jets quarterback Bryce Petty to deliver him the pass”

Those fucking uniforms.

This looks like the USFL Championship game taking place in an alternate universe where Donald Trump rode the success of his USFL franchise all the way to the commissioner’s seat in which he could quench his thirst for power in a contained realm like sports.

Was wondering the same. The most logical explanation is that the owners are laying the groundwork for using green screen VFX so they can replace the players with characters from upcoming films (Optimus Prime vs. Megatron at QB anyone?), the Marvel Universe TM, etc. Once the audience is hooked, the owners will then…

Wait. I threw away my TV because I thought the color had gotten all screwed up. It was supposed to look like that?

Or not lose the ball like it just turned into one of the glowing stones from Temple of Doom

The Seahawks were recently purchased by Sharpie and this is subliminal marketing.

I actually forgot this game was happening. I remembered just before halftime, but then 10pm rolled around so I switched to Stargate Atlantis instead.

Well, it’s like this: The NFL has this “color rush” thing they do on Thursday nights that features teams playing in solid-color pajamas. Last year, there was a problem with this in the Bills-Jets game, when they went all-red vs. all-green, turning the game into an interesting experience of “What the fuck is going…

Rams Wreck Ryan, Rues Running Ruse.

It’s pretty rare for me to cringe and wince over a gif but this one did it.

does anyone else ever see something happen live and say to themselves “yeah that’s gonna be on deadspin pretty soon”

Don’t worry, the CGI guys will put a more coordinated player over him in post-production.

The worst part about that play was not that Pete Carroll, shitbag of the year, decided to run a fake punt while up 24-3 with five minutes left in the game, but rather that Pete Carroll, shitbag of the year, was laughing like a sociopath on the sidelines while his training staff was checking whether or not his punter…

Leave it to noted shithead Pete Carroll to run a fake punt while up 21 points with 5 minutes left.

A good supported breathe for a singer in near freezing temps isn't the best for the vocal folds (part that makes your voice, your voice). It can cause you to stop inhaling prematurely and locking up the diaphragm and throat in a brief spasm.

She sounds kind of breathless at times, like she can't get her lungs full. And there's a moment when her voice breaks as though something's in her throat. Could she be getting a cold or respiratory problem?

In my life, I've never heard anyone (other than Alicia Keys) who ruins a song more by over-singing it than Mariah Carey. I'll never understand her popularity.