Yes, thank you for the daily dose of angsty teen snark, Jezebel. Following in The Intercept’s footsteps, I see! Then again, all the pettiness in the world won’t bring back y’all’s favorite nutty professor.
Sincerest apologies for White Vermont Jesus being unable to cobble together a competent campaign for the win…
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Jesus fucking christ, Harron. Can you take 5 seconds to actually look up what you’re writing about beforehand?
The Rob Reiner thing immediately marks you as a complete ignorant.
THIS is why nobody takes young progressives seriously, by the way. None of you actually know anything, and you take every opportunity to parade…
Imagine being a writer at a prominent website and being *this* proud of your ignorance. Couldn’t be me.
Millennial progressives are fucking ignorant as all hell and their schtick is past annoying and tired at this point.
The left’s unending and hilarious tendency to eat its own. Sanders got an endorsement from a popular public figure? Immediately draw battle lines between those who are excited about it and those who want him to disavow it immediately. He tries to apologize? Never forgive, never forget. Elizabeth Warren differs maybe 1-…
Typical BS so now what? No one can be wrong anymore? What’s your plan? Just kill everyone that is wrong on a subject or fact?
“Siri, show me one internet comment that sums up why Bernie once again lost the primary.”
I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.
“Vote Biden. Make American Politics Boring Again” is honestly pretty refreshing. They need to run with that.
Joe Biden will sign a Medicare for All bill. Joe Biden will sign the Green New Deal. All of these policy proposals are the responsibility of Congress, not the President.
I’m sorry but “kids in cages” should have been enough; that we need to have any other discussion about a compelling candidate at this point is the height of privilege and a signal that our democracy is teetering.
His name is... Hell Toupee.
Sweet, I’ve been looking to expand my collection:
I will try to be concise, since I don’t currently have a lot of time to fully expand upon my views:
This sounds like... the exact plot of the Firefly movie Serenity. Firefly: there are these insane tweakers all over the system that attack people for no reason! Serenity: it’s because space capitalism tried to do a drug and Reaver-fied a bunch of people.
If the purity tests of the young and progressive are the deciding factor in whether their own future is fucked by another 4 years of Donald Trump, they (and we) deserve what happens (which is the most accurate function of a democracy I guess).
I unironically hope that IS the plot of Fast 15.
“We just need to drive faster than the damn Cancer! LET’S GO, FAM!”
It also released to (correct me if I’m wrong) the most divisive reviews of Nolan’s career, so it got a lot of wind knocked out of its sails from the start. It’s not like this is being billed as a must-see, or even a should-see.
https://xkcd.com/1053/ (visit page to see mouse-over punchline.)