Gawd, I hope you're 14-22 yrs old... For everyone's sake... 

Someone didn’t get their nap in today.

HOW ABOUT ANOTHER PRINCE OF PERSIA 2008?!

Are the milk robots’ feet normal, or do they lactose?

Ray Fisher gave up that argument when he aired out his grievances on social media, a public platform, in order to sway public opinion. It is reasonable to ask for receipts at this point.

IMO Scott is overrated as an all-around filmmaker—Blade Runner in particular is a stark example of not just style over substance but style as substance—but Alien is a masterpiece of not one, but two genres and would sit comfortably in the top tier of any director’s filmography.

Nope, read the whole thing.  Of which, only 71 out of over 500 words are in that selection, compared to 268 talking about fires and deaths unrelated to the purpose of the party.

Isn’t the problem people blowing up shit and not the gender reveal? You didn’t do much at all to convince me that the parties (as in the original) are a problem, just the escalation — all of which could be a baby shower or announcement and have nothing to do with gender revelation.

The only XBox One that matters:

I mean, I won’t forget when the commenters on Old!Deadspin ragged on a dude on Jeopardy for knowing what Madden was but not recognizing a cutscene from Destiny, with people legitimately arguing that Destiny was now more mainstream than Madden among the casual populace.

*snicker* Yea, no. For every parent who’s an active gamer, there’s another five whose video game experience consists of playing Solitaire/Free Cell at work and/or Candy Crush on their phone. They could probably tell you that XBox and Playstation are brands that exist, but getting them to name the specific units…

If you want to watch a animated show similar in tone try the Harley Quinn show on HBO Max.

I enjoy both shows, but your statement is 100% accurate. 

I used to love this show, but the lengthy breaks made it much harder to stay invested in the show. I don’t know that 7 seasons in 16 years was the best formula.

Minor point of order, officers in Portland, OR didn’t shoot Reinoehl, he was shot in Lacy, WA by Federal agents. Though the warrant for his arrest came from Portland, OR.

Right after I had my first baby I was rereading a book I’d been fine with before, and had to put it down because a plotline had become too upsetting for me.  It was a definite “oh, there’s really a difference” kind of moment.  

“why having two gendered parents was so important to the atheists who reject religion but embrace…heteronormative android parenting”

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actually, the thing that you just wrote was pretty stupid. just fucking moronic. the dumbest thing imaginable. the product of a walnut-sized brain. a baby’s first thought. a drooling clownfuck’s hot take. a shit-for-brains pile of word vomit. literally nothing indicating conscious thought. just some absolute goonfuck…

Jesus, fuck off Ethan. Our country is one step away from full blown fascism and you’re wringing your hands over Biden’s Animal Crossing yard signs.

Fuck. Off.