Please. No one wants to take over Alabama. Georgia, sure. Maybe they confused the state with the country. But I’m not buying the Alabama defense. 

Men and women who date Kardashians and Jenners have pretty shitty taste too.

Hey everybody - look at this stupid asshole right here!

The Kardashians have terrible taste in men.

Maybe Pompeo and Gorka can melt it down into a delicious fondue, pair it with an oakey Chardonnay, and feed each other pieces of bread dipped in it as a delicious appetizer before they start anal fisting each other for the evening.

I think I prefer “Goodbye Rudi Tuesday" myself...

‘Cause nothin’ lasts forever
Even old Lorenzo Cain

“THERE GOES MY HERO... WATCH HIM AS HE GOES!”

Hopefully right before lowering the pillow onto his face.

I love how he does the Jack Nicholson part even though nobody is doing the Tom Cruise part.

I think when an entire population hulks out, it is no longer considered incredible. Credible Hulks.

I’m seeing a lot of harsh reactions to this injury, either from people who love him or hate him. I think it’s never just a black-or-white issue with Roethlisberger; there’s always gonna be a little grey.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Doesn’t Fox News keep Diamond and / or Silk on retainer, sleeping in a little room just off camera, for just such an emergency?

Cheer up Milo ... I hear Jerry Falwell Jr. pays good money for rimjobs!

The Trump years have certainly given us an opportunity to hate on a diverse range of mark ass marks, trick ass marks, punk bitches and skip scaps skanks and skallywags, hoes, heffers, hee haws and hoolie hoos

To give his should some rest, Tyreek’s son will now be taught how to kick-box