People really need to stop abusing their children by sending them to business school.

“Edmonton is the top attraction in the Pacific”

He’s freaking out. Is it because he feels walls closing in on him? Maybe. Is it because his authority and ability to do whatever the fuck he wants is being questioned? More likely.

OK but why didn’t the bank alert them of fraud when he was charged $75 for tickets to a “professional” football game?

What that vendor is shocking! You usually get 4 beers for that price.

These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.

“Well, he did have his boxers on and she did not see his ass. Everyone just hates Toronto and the Leafs because we’re the ‘centre of the universe’ and it is the ‘hockey capital of the world’. Everything gets blown out of proportion in the media because they hate us ‘cause they ain’t us.”

Amazing <3

I still can’t believe we had a semi-pro hockey team for a few years! And the IceGators right down the road! Those were the days! I loved going, but I can’t believe they thought that was going to work here.

The Swiss Army spokesman continued, “We are unsure of why Mr. Schurter decided to protest in this way, when he obviously had so many other tools at his disposal to do so.” 

At least Washington has the title for their 2019 season in review video.

Anyway, the Bears won 31-15.

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

The same type of person who turns $30M guaranteed into $9M guaranteed and then wants the world to believe he’s outsmarted everyone. 

The British tabloid press continues to be one moral step below guys who sell fake insulin but the real story here is how rugby union has managed to be the most progressive “tough guy” sport on the planet.

You can’t get a headline right (😂it’s— literally at the top of the page, Professor...🤣), you’re still using the term “Weaksauce” (as one word, apparently) in 2019 (right before dropping some halfhearted ageism🙄), you seem deeply confused as to how quotation marks (even of the sarcastic variety) “should” “work”—…

Holy shit! I’m almost 100 percent sure I saw this car on Mulholland last night, right around that time!

Thats why i like the horror of a thing like Eclipse Phase.  Earth isn’t ‘gone’, but while it could still technically support life it can’t support life.  That life survives elsewhere...but not earth...likely never earth ever again despite the fact its still there...still vibrant.

“There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department on Alpha Centauri for fifty of your Earth years; so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now.”