If you’re talking about the Chaosium version that came out in the late 80s, there wasn’t anything else in the way of Lovecraftian board games (Pagan Publishing’s Creatures and Cultists was about 5 years later, and that was a card game; Atlas Games’ Cults Across America was 5 years after that).

I worked at a McDonald’s 40 (yikes!) years ago, and that’s the same process we used, except that there was a stage where we disassembled the front of the machine (the part with the lever and the mixing blades) and sterilized those parts separately. Even still, it didn’t take 3 hours. The overnight shift had two…

You can stop with the yelling now, Justice Kavanaugh. 

Asthmatic, here. Ventolin is a bronchodilator. It opens up the bronchial passages to allow easier breathing. It’s also a stimulant that can increase your blood pressure and heart rate. That’s assuming, as other have pointed out, that it’s actually albuterol in the canister at the prescribed dosage.

Putting Journey ahead of Boston, The Cars ahead of Pink Floyd, and the Steve Miller Band ahead of anybody invalidates the list. 

“Upon further review, it was determined that the puck crossed the goal line on a rink in Minsk. In this game, no goal! But Torpedo Nizhny Novgorod has gone up 2 to 1 against Dinamo Minsk.”

True, though JW player seems to be particularly egregious about autoplaying. I blocked it well before Gizmodo started using it.

It’s that damned JW Player the Deadspin’s evil overlords changed the site to. That player’s autoplay is the reason I have a script blocker turning it off. 

Tobin Rote did not play professional football for 13 seasons. He played professional football for 16 seasons. You completely missed his three years playing for the Toronto Argonauts, the first of which (1960) saw him pass for over 4200 yards. His 38 touchdowns that year was a record in the CFL at the time.

I laughed! It was the grown-ass basketball player equivalent of booping the nose of a puppy!

Maybe Snyder is just a poet, and wanted to say, “Your long, dark night is over, Jay,” as the sun came up.

He likely has brain damage, but that’s a pre-existing condition.

Yeah, but crucially the Egyptians started at the bottom and worked up.

I live in West Monroe. My wife worked concessions a few times for the Monroe Moccasins (the awesome logo was a water moccasin). I feel your pain.  

Mr Comey, and I say this with all due respect to the service you performed for this country, fuck off.

Four-year-olds are fantastic. My son was 4 when we took him to his first hockey game, to see the (now defunct) Baton Rouge Kingfish of the ECHL. Part way through the first period, while players are scrambling for the puck along the boards, he jumps up, points at the ice, and yells, “There’s only one puck! You have to…

You got it! Look at the other guys in the picture. The player at the far right, #55, looks like he’s in shock because his left eye is melting. #8 looks more natural, but still not natural. The iris’ of the player in the foreground of the close-up definitely shows evidence of red-eye correction.

So why didn’t you shelve it before you dished it out?

Is there anyone else in the organization jockeying for the left tackle position?

You’re an NFL ref? Shouldn’t you be working today?