Spa is one of my favorite races, but last week was boring. Today's race at Monza made up for it. 

I’ll see your Dieppe, and raise you Ortona.

Let me tell you a little story about Canadians. During World War I, the troops of two nations were the first victims of poison gas attacks. One of those nations was Canada. The troops of the other nation (rather sensibly) ran for the rear. The Canadians pissed on pieces of cloth, tied them to their faces, and fought…

Simultaneously, thousands of people learned about the service called Wag, and learned never to use the service called Wag. Somewhere there is a marketing major polishing their resume and wondering if they should add their stint at Wag, or just claim to be backpacking in Europe for the last six months.

Yeah, I read highlights of the Falcons one to my wife and we had a good laugh. I then started reading this one and soon regretted it. As my son said, “I remember when these were funny” in reference to the one I just read for the Falcons.

This is so stupid. Only an idiot would believe that the CIA could possibly have “nanites” in the first place. The CIA is an organization that spies on foreign governments. It’s Majestic-12 that has the nanites.

Exactly. Look at what happened to the peaceful White Rose Society in Nazi Germany. Spoiler: it wasn't pretty, largely consisting of beheadings from a Nazi guillotine.

He played for my son’s high school. From what I remember from seeing him on local TV, he seemed like a good kid who was raised right by his parents. He was on the plane to Cleveland soon after he was picked. He was a good kid, so of course he disappeared within the NFL.

Grew up in Canada. Lived in Canada for 35 years. Never once called a zucchini a “courgette”. But, I wasn’t born in Canada. I was born in Scotland, which I guess just adds to the confusion.

With Marvin rated so low, I can't share this list with my friends. They would just point at me and laugh. I mean, more than they usually do.

I’m going to bring this up the next time someone complains about F1 stewards taking too long to reach a decision.

Better known as the “large, one topping” pizza.

Mules were used in World War II, particularly in the Italian theater (and are still used by Special Forces in Afghanistan). Any animal that helped us beat Nazis is, indeed, a good boy.

We say the same thing here in West Monroe, Louisiana. It’s due to the paper mill. The best analogy I can give for the smell is burned brussel sprouts.

I’m afraid, for me, it’s always going to be “too soon”.

So, it boils down to, “They tricked me into it,” “I was taken out of context,” and “They didn’t fire me, I quit.” All that’s missing is “I was drunk at the time,” “The dog ate my homework,” and “I bought it for you, honey” for a full card of lame excuse bingo.

Okay, why do Americans (and Canadians, for that matter) insist on referring to “Brits” when they talk about people from England, and the “English” when talking about people from the UK?

Also missing from the right-wing link that kept being pushed in this thread is the fact that CDC report also said, “The 2005 National Research Council study found no persuasive evidence from available studies that passage of right to carry laws decrease or increase violent crime.”

While Canada is getting some deserved positive publicity of late, it should also be pointed out that Ontario just elected Doug Ford as premiere. Doug Ford, Rob Ford’s less unbalanced, more evil brother. Doug Ford, the caffeine-free Donald Trump. Right now only 2/3 of Canada get to point at the US and laugh…

And what should he do after the Daytona 500? My vote would be for the Dakar Rally.