I want one so bad, but don’t really have much of a use for one. 

I haven’t seen a new one of these in a decade, the newer ones have the dome segments each made of 3 sections.  They’re still cool, but not this cool.  There have been a few manufacturers of these things.

A company desperate to hold on to their relevance.

But how do rapey executives accrue more money (and therefore power to rape) with fan art commissions?

OMG, could this be the next big thing? 

That’s what it replaced for you. What it replaced for everyone else is a diversity of single player/offline games (because no monetization!) and basically all high-production-value multiplayer games *without* loot box garbage in them. These things are diminished or gone.

That doesn’t matter, because that is not what executives care about.  They just see that gambling = money, what creates the perceived value is irrelevant, so long as there is something to chase.

Scaling the heights of Waifu Mountain is an expensive hobby.

Anything that isn’t optional isn’t enjoyable.

It doesn’t need to.

The world is impoverished by your presence in it.

Good news, everyone!

...you’ve never slept in a Miata?  I have.

For reasons long forgotten two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel they were nothing. They’d built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked, but nothing could stem the avalanche. Their…

All this talk of nukes these days and the worst part is knowing with absolute certainty that if any are used they will not be in the right places.

It’s like the 80s and 90s have returned.

But, your honor, you don’t understand.  The rules do not apply to us.  We are disruptors!

If they are doing something specific that affects you in particular and it is in some significant way unfair or illegal, yeah, maybe. Good luck.

Your general practitioner bill and diagnostic labs have been denied, as it was obviously unnecessary, since you admitted you already know what the problem is.

Most drivers will never use all of that.

How about speed limiting technology OUTSIDE every car?

And that’s why this one is bad, in a special way.  It was done so well that it may sink the brand of origin.