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It says them a few bucks on fuel by having a slightly lighter plane too.

Dad didn’t coach him well enough. 

HOAs in AZ basically get the city off the hook for maintaining parks and code enforcement. Many of these small towns exploded during the boom days and didn’t have the regulatory wherewithal to do what most cities that are already big do.

I overslept for an international flight to S. Korea and they rebooked me that evening free of charge...

Yup Condo man here. My HOA is rather expensive for what I would like, but I actually like them. They keep the outside almost obsessively manicured, they pay for water/gas, patio, and they’ve replaced bad Stucco on the patio with one call from me, and there’s no Karen’s on the board so far, so I’ve lucked out in

They do this? The ONLY time a connecting flight was held for me was when a gate agent called ahead for me.

If pricing were more straightforward people wouldn’t resort to these methods” EXACTLY. When I was living in Detroit 20 years ago, for some reason it was often cheaper for me to drive to Lansing or Toledo and then fly back to the Detroit Airport, and then fly non-stop to my actual destination. How an extra flight on

I wonder what would have happened if they kid had answered “Yes, I am going to NYC.”

I am willing to bet this airline is not going to punish you, refund you, or care in any way whatsoever if you book a direct flight and don’t show up for it. They’ll gladly take your money without skipping a beat, and they shouldn’t care here either about a flight that was paid for but not attended.

Some falsely call Kia Boyz thieves, but they are actually pioneers in finding out how easy it is to steal shitty cars. 

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Does the Grand Theft Auto theme AKA Joyride by Da Shootaz count? (NSFW)

Get some help

Wait until he realizes that his kids are sometimes pedestrians, and that 9000 lb blind spot shows him what “the crumple zone is everything else” actually means.

Here is the source report that isn’t behind an Automotive News paywall:

I mean, race cages are safe on the track but not really intended for the street.  Unless every time you drive you’re wearing a full harness, helmet and HANS device.  Transferring the full energy of a crash into your body isn’t a good thing.

When it comes to running into stuff, small cars today normally out perform big cars. It’s when they get run into that they suck. And the split between single vehicle fatal accidents and mult-car fatal accidents are about 50/50.

“Cowards die many times before their death. The valiant never taste of death but once.”

Cages are only safer if you’re wearing an SA rated helmet. SA rated helmets are designed for roll bar/cage impacts. Your bare head is not.

So, time to install a FIA certified roll cage into my Fiesta. Got it!