All of the Daewoos sold as Suzukis. They were so bad, breaking and crumbling so fast, that they tainted the reputation of the entire brand, and were a big reason Suzuki had to leave the US market.

My parents’ 4th gen Colt ate CV axles.

That’s ALL generations of Dodge/Plymouth Colts. 

OMG it just occurred to me.  I know where all the water went from Fury Road’s oceans.

It is not a feature that will soon be obsolete, because people replace phones faster than they replace cars, and even with software updates the car infotainment systems will be out of date sooner. Also they universally suck. At least on your phone you get to choose what you’re using, and I guess Google doesn’t want…

Nancy Pelosi caused this drought *

* (to the exact same extent as the congressmen you like did)

SUVs are making a bad thing worse. 

Pedestrians being hit by a vehicle that hits them in the legs *are* magically more likely to survive than one that hits them in the torso.  Well, I guess technically it isn’t magic.  So you’re right.

And before there was nothing, there were monsters.

Every school shooter now becomes an effective sniper.

Stephen Paddock as an effective sniper. 

Every school shooter now becomes an effective sniper.

Emulsified metaphor

Racist saber-rattling about “saber-rattling racists”

Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Those kids will never be able to watch Paw Patrol again.

You bought when EV demand was lower than it is now, you bought when supply of vehicles in general was higher, you bought when demand for vehicles in general was lower.

Manufacturers and dealers are not going to give up the price increases that they have managed to extract if they can help it, and there is no end in…

But what about all of the insecurity I feel?  It must be salved somehow.

The wealthy do not live in the same world as you or I. 

Once you agree to buy something, its future value is irrelevant.

It is important that buyers not have access to it, if you want to manipulate their willingness to pay the prices you ask.

Having incomplete data is even better than having none.  Either way, where else are you gonna go?