Oh my. Yes, you have missed quite a bit of Seb-histrionics (Seb-trionics?).

Here comes yet another aspect of the bad old days. My dad cried today when he heard this news. His older brother had a high fever as an infant back in the forties, he has the functioning intelligence of a 12 year old. Because of this, my uncle was never allowed to go to school. Never allowed to work, and because of…

FUCK OFF BETSY!!!!!

“You may be smarter than me, wealthier than me, happier than me, funnier than me, and certainly more patient, loving and accepting than me, but you can’t stop me from being an asshole. Nobody can! I win!’

Honestly that’s an old image from like the Chuck Norris joke era of the internet. Back when it was epic to have like, Lincoln on a T-Rex with an uzi.

Um, excuse me, tauntauns are space lizards? Have you lost your damn minds? Obviously they are cuddly space kangaroos, I mean Jesus Christ.

I can see this, but I also think it’s POSSIBLE that people around him, if he’s impeached, might try a bit harder to keep his ass in check. I also feel like, idk, if he isn’t given any consequences - even just having to deal with the impeachment proceedings - then it’s not even worth having impeachment laws. Like, the…

This... isn’t entirely accurate.

Very pessimistic view: This is going to just enrage the Republicans against the Democrats even more for having spent 2 years “harassing” this innocent president and diverting him from being even greater. And if the economy remains at least adequate, it feels like he’s got a guaranteed win in 2020. I need a drink and…

I think that:

Thank you. I’m pretty fed up with Democrats spinning wishful fanfic about this report while failing to develop any type of voter engagement strategy (or taking any other widespread measures to avoid repeating the very stupid mistakes of 2016.)

At this point I just can’t see what evidence Mueller could provide that would cause the GOP to impeach Trump. Trump could bring Putin to the senate floor and say “this is my leader” and they would applaud. 

There’s a really jaded part of me that thinks nothing spectacular will happen ie President Big Boy won’t be dragged out of white house in hand cuffs, but also there’s the fact that he acts guilty as fuck all the time.

i want to read it from start to finish, but i know i’ll just skip to the end to see if trump dies.

Let’s all just assume...

I get lost from my wife in the grocery store all the time. I just wonder up and down the aisles getting the rest of the stuff we need. She will find me eventually. I could see myself doing this at Disney World, might as well have fun while looking. Plus I always have the car keys, so not like she can leave me there.

I go to Epcot food and wine festival every year and it’s SO FUN. And every year, my sisters husband becomes lost and just wonders from country to country looking for us. This is such a believable story lol. 

Could this mean we will at last get the uncut version of “The Black Cauldron?”

In 2005 I worked at a used CD/DVD joint, and I once sold a used copy of Snow White for like $35.99.  It was cray.  That shit lasted less than a week on the shelf.

Any one who has ever seen me on here for stuff like this knows my recommendation and have probably seen pictures of this E9 (not my car). Good BMW 3.0 CS’ can be had all day in the $70k price range. You can even do a restomod like this. Now where is the guy on this site who owns that gorgeous orange one?