I don’t think that’s entirely accurate. The block quote references fundraising by June 30, but that’s a reference to the previous quarter. If you follow the link to the Wall Street Journal’s report, Q3 wrapped Sep 30.

It’s almost like the President of the United States abusing the power of his office for the sole purpose of ensnaring Biden’s family in junkyard of conspiracy theories had some kind of effect or something.

Actually, we know how it shakes out. Some jamokes with guns who have Ideas but no idea what they actually want will march into some government building because it’s a Symbol and they will turn it into a Walmart bathroom and we’ll all mail them dildos until they give up and go home.

FALK: “They’re chanting my name!”

Yeah, that shit’s the worst. The case study here for how to honor the integrity of A Great Sports Tradition is probably “The Rose Bowl, Presented By...” which I don’t hate, but it feels no less “legal” when you hear it said out loud the same exact way over and over and over. I’m sure Darren Rovell could tell us how…

There will be writing because there will be reading. Because if we don’t have that, the asteroid may as well come and turn this society into the smoking charcoal briquette it deserves to be.

I actually have a lot of respect for the folks who didn’t use “quick” or “speedy” in their messages — as if, you know, recovering from heart surgery is something that should happen quickly or speedily. Just fucking let a guy get his heart good, yeah?

I mean, if you literally count the votes, his supporters are a minority of his own party, a minority of actual American voters, and all in all a rather sad sliver of the country’s population. They’re... really not that impressive as a statistic.

Don’t they have a new thing with a cheesy toasted orange shell? It’s that, right?

Historical sidebar: The Founders were really hot and cold with titles. Washington was not a fan, but Washington was a real buzzkill. Adams fucking loved titles. He really wanted to use “His Excellency” for the President, which got his ass absolutely toasted in the early press because it was so unabashedly monarchical.…

I defy anyone to find a word that better describes Trump’s speaking style than “honks.”

Damn, I hadn’t heard that one. Dabo to DC makes a lot of sense if you really think about it. 

20 years of Fox News brainwashing these idiots to fear Hillary Clinton, so the GOP fell in line with a minority of voters in their own party to elect this man, who became president by a minority of voters in the country.

Except... they do?

One man’s slow online awakening to the perversions of capitalism would be a way more compelling performance piece if the main character wasn’t working with the mental capacity of maguro tomato.

It felt like he was doing the math, realizing he’d given up the game-winner, but realizing it wasn’t a walk-off, it sure wasn’t even the final out, and he was going to have to go get that damn ball. Fucking brutal.

“Look, all I’m saying is, if you run the numbers, 3/5 is a reasonable compromise if you look at purchasing power.”

And, arguably, Rovell’s worst fears are EXACTLY how this works. $1.85M to play Kentucky basketball? $1.1M to join an SEC football team? Yeah, those numbers... seem a little low, honestly.

I’ve always wondered if networks usage of team nicknames is contractual. As in, why “Redskins” is appearing in the chyron instead of “Washington.” Is the NFL mandating this usage as part of broadcasting The Brand? I, the viewer, demand to know where to contractually direct my outrage.

Won't somebody think of the capitalism!