Damn, Deadspin really went downhill. Every active roster MLB player right now has a higher WAR than these scabs.

Jezebel is the only Deadspin I need. 

It’s where DUAN lives on.

Harriot 2024

Never stop writing. 

Put it this way, if you can’t tell the difference, you shouldn’t be ordering top shelf anything.

+1 Notice

True story: Jim Spanfeller’s resume is just a soggy cardboard box. 

Herb garden. No question. Thanks, Shep!

Herb garden. No question. Thanks, Shep!

Does Herb Spanfeller have an Apple Card?

Maybe if the tiny whisk wasn’t fostering such a hostile work environment, it would get a little more respect (and fewer lawsuits):

G/O Media CEO: Mistakes happen, like all of my staff.

Hostile work environments need to get gone: 

Kinja almost certainly singlehandedly ruined Deadspin, but to be fair many, many things ruined Deadspin:

Sounds like I should go ahead and pencil you in for “Tommy Craggs.”

Deadspin is now a middling blog about sports, but it wasn’t always that way:

Jack Ryan definitely ruined Deadspin:

Jack Ryan definitely ruined Deadspin:

Did SNL ruin Deadspin?

Some more notable 2010s titles:

Good cat.