I am still finding it difficult to believe that so many home bakers are using airbrushing machines.

Sigh. 

It’s been a blast. Diana, I look forward to following your work. Deadspin forever.

Hi-Chew is highly stress-eatable.

They’ve seen everything. Guess they were sick of hearing it too.

HamNo isn’t even being subtle about suggesting as much:

I, also, have enjoyed the company of pyramid puppies at Teotihuacán and may I just say: they sure are fucking adorable.

Goddamn it, Spanfeller, you actual fucking idiot.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/10/28/man-went-viral-after-snubbing-mcconnell-cummings-funeral-says-senator-reminded-him-brother/

Senator McConnell, your thoughts on ‘the dignity of the office?’

I once overhead two young women discussing a wedding outfit, which was described as “Vanna White fancy.” Would you file “Vanna White fancy” under “Very Fancy” or “Just Look Nice?” Personally, I think Vanna White is “Very Fancy.” 

Dear Mr. McQuade,

A greatest hits package just went up. It seems like— ahem — a solid troll at management.

Much like the home plate ump, guess I was having trouble seeing that half of the plate. 

And now a MAGA hat appears -- and disappears -- in the top of the eighth!

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

“I cover everything because I’ve seen everything.”