“The Stoic would fall silent and withhold judgement.”

My condolences to everyone in airport lounges and waiting areas who could only watch as those precious little bottles were spilled on the tarmac.

At least the league is being cool about it. Can you imagine if anyone had said, “He’s -how- high?!” around Roger Goodell? Dude has no chill. 

Thank you, LeBron.

Oh, damn, in an update on Trump’s press conference posted at 4:45, the Washington Post notes:

Hilariously, “CON” is right there in the name.

I’d like to give Trump some props here. Yes, on one hand, he risks provoking Ukraine by extorting their country, but, on the other hand, he’s lowering the risk of a violent conflict by selling them javelins for defense.

MLS 0 - 1 Iron Front

It’s like, kids, which are you going to remember for the rest of your life, a concussion or beating Tulsa?

Heh, Malcolm Brodgon. Nice.

It’s not supposed to prove his innocence.

The fact that McConnell went along with a non-binding resolution in the Senate is also pretty eyebrow-raising. He’s admitting he has to start playing some cards to distance the GOP from Trump — just enough, for now, to avoid drawing fire from Trump’s base while covering their assess for the public reaction.

What the actual hell am I looking at? Is this for real?

“So, what did you play?”

That’s why I always use the Clear Eyes filter. 

To be fair, I think we should withhold judgement and run that experiment just to be sure.

Ironically, “Code Red” is the nickname the White House kitchen staff uses for Trump’s regular steak order: well done, three sides of ketchup.

“In 2018, a National Park Service official who illegally removed these from Dan Synder’s estate in Potomac, MD was promoted by President Donald Trump to deputy director of the Department of the Interior.”

NBA Finals MVPs not in the HOF: Cedric Maxwell. Chauncey Billups is eligible this year. 

Take something to... the front lawn with a sign that reads, “Free.”