Idiots. Don't bring knives to a Gunners fight. 

Obligatory.

“Jalen Ramsey is gonna pick your pocket. Forget that, he’s already in your pocket! He’s a Mastercard — priceless. He’s a dang Visa card — everywhere you want to be. Here, take a Jalen Ramsey Pick Club card. Pass them around, don’t be shy. 10 picks and your next pick is on Jalen. Don’t lose that, Mr. Kahn.”

Love this.

Oh, forks, this is The Bad Place.

I think Sanders’ bird-landing-on-podium incident would be too cutsey for Michael — though his top notch finger-wagging form is a solid argument. But at the end of the (all?) days Michael is a demon who relishes subtle forms of torture. He's a Trump man. 

Eleanor - Did not vote
Tahani - Hillary*
Jason - Blake Bortles
Janet - Has voted for all candidates in all elections
Chidi - Did not vote (undecided)
Michael - Trump

This is just a long-term play by the NYPD.

Swimmers Upset Swimmer Won’t Piss, In Pool

Miller: “I’ll throw in a can of my favorite spray-on hair.”

Shade is Wintour’s natural habitat.

“I hope yall fuckin gather in a fuckin group and listen to this.”

In true Dead Letters fashion, the caller ended his rant, “And you better believe I’m calling with a Samsung Galaxy S8+ on Verizon, motherfuckers.”

I’m not sure why you feel the need to summarize an article I linked to so everyone could read and draw their own conclusions.

Spinning a political straw man out of literal straws is some Grade A irony.

It’s kind of interesting that in the back-and-forth regarding train wraps the director of marketing for MetLife Stadium didn’t seem to know that NJ Transit had already published the press release regarding event transportation.

“Based on the new ending time I made the decision to hold EOC personnel until at least 2am. Everyone was notified and given ice cream sandwiches to ease the pain.”

Obviously the U.S. is attempting some kind of covert special ops mission and the only way to get out is the F-14, so they call Maverick out of retirement to fly their assess out of Iran after he steals back the Declaration of Independence.

Yeah, it’s kind a overly-literal interpretation of the “like” feature, which in practice translates to “yes, I saw your post.”

Get that man some castanets.