“I’m just a bad comedian / your new boyfriend’s better than.”

Law and ordinances? This is America, friend. They use clubs and gun. And they don’t have to justify shit.

Lip-reader finally transcribed that Trump-Epstein video.

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

Friend, you may have degree and letters after your name, but surely you will note that ༺GRIM ≡ﾟS༻(⧖) has a degree and letters and assorted symbols in her name. Check and mate.

Cutting corners, walls, floors... 

You’re overreacting. “New tools” was deployed with respect to the cultural consequences of media bias. It’s a valid point about how we consume and understand these narratives.

Franklin gets folded in with the Founders and the rest of that Revolutionary era — but he’s actually 30-40 years their senior! It’s pretty wild, but Franklin may actually be under-credited for his role in making America happen.

“40 and finally at peace.”

To be fair, at that point in his career he was mostly getting punched in the face for millions of dollars generating so many new revenue streams.

WTF is your beef with Colbert?!

This economy is as great as the baseballs aren’t juiced.

“I kept my underwear on [read: on my head] during the massage. I don’t like massages particularly [read: I like them generally].”

+1 star for “muskforest”

We know Nornan can clown around against the run. Now show me Norman going deep in one-on-one coverage against that bull.

He’s just searching for the Ka-why, man.

Jared Dudley, what are your feelings on communicating with the defense and telling your -GM- what plays to run?

Damn. Damn!

VAR giveth and VAR taketh away — but Alyssa Naeher will haunt your dreams and Alex Morgan will sip tea over your grave.