This is exceptionally herbacious behavior.

“No, my Goddess, that is the Orchid of the Far East, merely a symbol of the beauty of our kingdom, I swear!”

(Be sure to click through to enjoy Iguodala clapping back at Yahoo Sports.)

To be fair, Trump’s claim that we “have no appreciation for what is being done, none” is arguably the most accurate statement of his presidency.

His showmanship is impeccable. You gotta hand him that.

This shitheel deserves nothing so decent as not having to work for Barstool Sports.

You just described yourself.

Her arms were straight down. That is not a handball. End of discussion.

Chubs can hardly wait for Weiner Wednesdays!

The Rocky Mountain region has also long been known for its fine oysters. 

The President of the United States is gonna live in the grays.

Eh, I’d argue that Citizens United is more damaging, if only because it siphoned so much political power out of the public sphere.

“I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of…

“Lesbians love me. I’ve been with many lesbians. My vice president is a lesbian. Very humble. Not a lot of people know that, but it’s true.”

Trump misunderstood. While college athletes might be impressed, professional athletes with a strict training and diet regimen simply can’t accept an invite to an all-you-can-eat fast food buffet.

I spent like $75 for a hoodie at a baseball game a few seasons ago because it dipped into the 50s.

Winter is better than summer: You can always put more clothes on when you’re cold, but if you’re hot you can’t do a thing about it.

My comment addressed this point directly. 

If Cam wants to stay on the flight, he just needs to find someone who will tackle him with a clear shot to the head.