Ugly butt effective. 

Oh, I got Bench Guy all the way. Everyone knows Hold ‘Em Back Guy is all show. Bench Guy is NOT messing around.

These teams are already seeing the consequences every time their bullpen fills a diaper

This sponsored shit is getting out of control. I don’t see “Arby’s” anywhere in this post.

This day and everyday my man.

This is a travesty. Jizyah Shorts owes everything to General Booty.

Once again, John Cooper can't win a big game in Columbus. 

“After his initial tweet, President Trump demonstrated his concern again, minutes later, inquiring, “Did Quasimodo make it out?’

So, Magic saw the writing on the wall, grabbed Walton's sword, and fell on it. 

This is remarkable — having seen the man play football, that is !#jezspin

Publishers publishing shit other people, usually powerful — especially powerful — don’t want published is without question the single most American thing about America.

“Perhaps you’d be interested in a position with similar responsibilities but much, much lower expectations? Give me a ring.”

Sure, all that happened the second time around, after James made it clear to Gilbert he wasn’t bluffing. And he went out did the damn thing! It’s hard to argue his methods -didn’t- work, is what I’m saying.

I’m willing to argue that LeBron’s two-part tenure in Cleveland was more a function of Dan Gilbert than LeBron James.

The Lakers also reported they heard late Tuesday from Rick Pitino, who reached out expressing interest if any job opened up.

Obviously the Wendy’s guy.

starring in some Spielberg movie about the life of Dave Thomas.

This is more clarification than I ever could have hoped to receive and I thank you for it. 

If I recall, “shit in your mother’s milk” is the origin of that particular turn of phrase.

“You make 100% of the shots you don’t miss.        -Arike Ogunbowale” - Michael Scott