Rude.

Correct, it's a taco. 

If you’re outraged your content provider might know your sexual orientation, well, my friend, you may want to sit down, because wait until you hear about social media...

I have a sneaking suspicion it’s no accident that pilot bummed a ride in the fucking cockpit — that pilot had doubts about the plane and/or its crew. And wasn’t wrong.

Finally found camera angle the NFL doesn’t want to see more replay footage of.

To be fair, I also strongly objected to having to see Adam Lavine’s nipples at the Super Bowl, specifically because they were Adam Lavine's.

A noble sport. 

WTF is happening at 3:11 in that last video? Two two are trading shots, then Mountain Man seems to just tap the dude lightly and the fight is called in his favor? I dunno, this sport might not be totally legit... 

That Draper guy seems legit. 

Neutral: Hire a political consultant to hold this football and her name should be Lucy.

“They gonna get slapped with sheesh and dissed order.”

Afro Celt Sound System - Lovers of Light

And this is, quite unironically and amazingly, the best proof of Marchman’s point — the American experiment literally begins with a select group of privileged people speaking for a circumscribed “We” and the whole of American history since has been a neverending struggle to reconcile that one fucking word.

Old Money is the biggest wall in the world. I get why scummy people are playing six-figure chutes and ladders hoping their kid can notch the family name up a few rungs.

Pleased to see that -my- school wasn’t caught up in this scandal.

To be fair, I totally get why Dolan is upset.

This guy wants a Space Force but doesn’t like MIT computer scientists. No wonder he’s such a fucking North Korea stan.

“Older and simpler.” Not the best political slogan, but on-brand. 

Dang, income inequality is bad when rich people are using the doors they built for actual poor people to use.