No, tacos are open-faced burritos (which belong to the wrap family.) FWIW, the taxonomic distinction between tacos and a hot dog is the wholeness of the food stuff, not the method of containment.

Wrong, a calzone is a pie. 

An active FBI director took stock of everything his intelligence agency knew and his response was: yeah, we have to investigate the President because it’s possible he’s been compromised by the Russians and probably I should leak that information so someone in the press knows this is happening. I mean, holy shit!

Look, the first rule of the 25th Amendment is that you do not talk about the 25th Amendment.

Roger Goodell: “Show up, don’t show up, I really don’t care — but please don’t kneel, and don’t hit women, and OMG don’t do either or those things in front of a camera, and definitely don’t talk about your brain...”

No way I want my ad to appear next to this kind of immoral content. You have been reported to the FCC. GOOD-DAY SIR.

Like, holy shit, unclench your asshole, man!

Okay. Thank you for explaining the difference between procedural and serial dramas?

Breaking Bad. Mrs. Razor was adamant it wasn’t a show she’d watch, but when Season 3 started I tuned in because I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. It’s a testament to the writers — and what turned out to be one of the all-time great seasons of any series ever — that within two or three episodes our immersion…

Dell Demps, a lousy GM who can’t seal the deal with the Lakers? Where have I heard that before... 

Millennials are killing the grift industry.

I’d love to be wrong -- do you have a source? 

“It’s golf. Lower is better.”

I’d bet this guy actually gave his regular caddie, the one would couldn’t make the trip, a much bigger cut, because he deserves the money.

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

I went to Wish.com and I’m pretty sure my computer is just sentient malware now.

Yes. 

Honest to god until this moment I thought that was the Make-A-Wish logo and then I was going to make a Will Smith-Aladdin joke but it’s actually way funnier that this Lakers team is sponsored by a third-rate ecommerce website so here we are.

At what point does LeBron just say Fuck It and put LeBron on the dang bench for the rest of the season?

What’s the typical compensation structure for tennis players and coaches? I could see Bajin, understandably, wanting to leverage a tremendously successful year for Osaka, who, understandably, might have other priorities.