I’m not sure that riding a machine that literally smooths over blemishes is really the best way to get the internet to stop talking about your tattoo, Ms. Grande, but I’ve never been a pop star, had a tattoo, or ridden a zamboni, so, fuck I’m lame.

I’m not sure Cleveland is the right place for Hunt, but I guess third time’s the charm.

Humphrey Ploughjogger for President!

Plenty of bars and restaurants and clubs ban hats, tank tops, hoodies, bandanas and sneakers, or require shoes, jackets, ties and any number of things for the purpose of, um, let’s go with “curating the skin color of their patrons.” So, yeah, white supremacists and/or white supremacist apologists can take a freaking hi…

“The President received a diet and exercise plan last year after his annual physical, but the President admits he has not followed it religiously.”

+1 track

There are no bad questions, but there are terrible ones.

Sounds more like a zombie attack, tbh.

I’d be willing to argue that LeBron’s “entitlement” is just leverage. Teams appeal to fans all the time by leaking details of meetings and contrat offers (see: LOLKnicks) to get some sympathy when they want or fail to move a player. LeBron is just flipping the script, appealing for some sympathy for the players…

R.I.P. that guy.

Congrats, you’re the hottest waitress at Denny’s.

I mean, he did tell us to get new gifs, but this is above and beyond!

Oh, yeah, this is good stuff!

Tough, but fair. 

Why even put cilantro in that? 

Newsflash: American journalism, since 1776, has been no better or worse than it is right now. The means of publishing have changed — and continue to change — but the ends haven’t. This blog is complaining about the former, but this ad is reacting to the latter.

This. McVey suckered himself into the idea that the score was low, the game was close, just bunker down and play it conservative. I would pay actual money to hear him replay his memory-tape of the moment he realized what a tremendously bad decision he’d made.

If I had been tipped that the Patriots would score 13 points last night, I would have run out and bet an inconceivable amount of money on the Rams.

Yeah, my take away from that was that maybe Bud Lite should be using corn syrup in its beer.