MAKE AMERICA DUEL AGAIN!

Yeah, fuck Rand Paul. Pat the Patriot got tackled but did he whine about lawsuits? No, sir! Suck it up, Rand. Be more like Pat the Patriot! Anyway, I hope his neighbor pays the damages by selling his home to just the most obnoxious people.

Duluth Joke of the Week:

You laugh, but when Grande spins this off into a chain of profitable Japanese BBQ restaurants...

Honestly, “fur detective” for either of those animals really isn’t so far off.

There once was a goof from Duluth,

I’m thinking The Root. Getting drunk on vanilla extract is the whitest shit ever.

Solid cold take, Drew. I’m sure you’re toasty warm in the pockets of BIG HEAT.

Who said anything about unlimited?

To be fair, he’s not wrong when he says, “we’ve lost touch.”

Okay, see, I wanted nothing to do with any of this, but then you called it “boozy Yoohoo” and now I’m like, okay, everybody calm down and let’s discuss this...

No. ADA guidelines for ramps require no more than 1" of vertical rise over 12". The length of the ramps required to descent into subway stations would wind up being longer than the subway platforms.

Ashley, are you searching for these images as needed, or have you amassed an archive of images and, if so, do they live in a single folder, and is it the Downloads folder, or do you sort and organize them into multiple folders?

More Rootspin, please!

Aw, Scoobs, I think he’s tickli-li-ish!

I’m hearing Davis to Lakers for Ingram, Kuzma and picks, with Lonzo and King Cake Baby headed to an unnamed third team.

I think you meant Colombia.

If you sit on your hands for like ten minutes before you email the team your trade request, you can’t even feel your hands while you're typing. 

You don’t need a gun, you need Prozac. That’s too much precaution, man.