Hey, don’t worry about it! If you’ve never worked in a creative industry, maybe it’s hard to explain, but I’m sure you have small things that get you through the day, that help you do your job even. What you’ve decided is a frivolous expense is just a small thing that provides both routine and a diversion and maybe fun…

Like, that door was locked, so we unlocked it, man! 

I sincerly hope a trade to LA amost falls apart because NOLA is TOO SALTY about the Rams.

For a guy who doesn’t sell straws anymore he seems to suck pretty hard.

“No way that Weezer album is that bad,” I thought.

I don’t know why you think the courts will tell him no. The president’s power to declare a national emergency is fairly broad — unless Congress passes legislation establishing or asserting otherwise.

Donald Trump is the American Dream — in that the American Dream has always been white privledge and Donald Trump is white privledge in it’s final form.

I look forward to the Saints hanging a NFC Championship banner with that penalty flag stapled to it. 

My god, that “I am not a crook” shit was just gold.

Honest to god, I think he did it to make Pelosi give him his State of the Union. 

Part of my glee is tempered by the sheer over-reaction. Yeah, it’s a “L” for your boy, but this isn’t, like, an elimination game. Why are you all acting like you just lost democracy? If anything, shit just went into overtime and your team is still, y’know, favored to get billions of actual dollars. But, hey, rational…

Letterman’s musical taste was a joy and Colbert is his rightful heir. That’s all.

Don’t think I haven’t heard the “It’s not me, it’s you” speech before, buddy. 

Okay, so, it sure feels like 2-3 seasons ago (has it been more?) a whole lot of teams made a decision that paying long-term prices for long-term kickers simply wasn’t worth it. Am I crazy for feeling like teams have lost that bet big time? Are missed kicks up as much as they feel like they are? Has any team benefitted…

“Hold my beer.”

Can I interest you in Heisman-winner Charlie Ward choosing an NBA career with the LOLKnicks?

Major Arena Soccer League sounds like it was named by phishing malware.

Not one to leave a trainwreck unattended, Dan Snyder was quick to affirm that ripping your shirt off and jumping around is an acceptable way to honor Native Americans.

Don’t forget, you can long press to get different skin tones on that one.