I think it merits including, if only because the Burger King declined to pardon him.

So, two $65,000 positions for skilled chefs with hospitality training and Coast Guard certification. That seems... low. 

T-1. Eggs
T-1. Bacon
3. Sausage, gravy
4. Lox
5. Corned beef hash
6. Sausage, links
7. Sausage, patties
8. Ham
9. Getting hit by a truck
10. Bacon, Canadian

My man, do I have good news for you:

Say what you will about the Deep State, they know what to do with all your poop.

Good waffles are easy and good French toast is obtainable with a good recipe and ingredients. But there are hard limitations on their greatness. Good pancakes, however, require all the alchemy of honest-to-god baking, and, as such, have open to them transcendental heights that frankly neither waffles nor French toast…

Icy slush puddles are the worst! Until they finally freeze over.

You’re probably right. Those Gallup numbers are shocking, if only because they betray how deeply partisanship affects how voters perceive fiscal responsibility. Conservatives may loathe taxes, but they don’t seem so squeamish about spending money, do they?

Yes.

Paul, the economic argument against the paygo rule makes sense, but in this political climate — the paygo rule also makes sense.

Awful. My sympathies go out to the family of Dr. Dre Men Get Out. 

Yes, congratulations on winning Social Progress, the point of which is to be the first to enact change or who cares. 

As a Dad in NYC, sure, I agree they are more common here, but it is very much not a certainty that you will find a changing table in every men’s room, which, when you are holding a small human wearing it’s own poop is literally the only factor in deciding who is going to change that diaper.

You mean kind of like how Detroit went fucking bankrupt because they’re not really the future? Oh, nevermind, the government bailed them out so that we can keep living in the past.

Neutral: Of course. We should prioritize responsible energy consumption. This is a more than reasonable way to do so. 

C’mon, it’s Texas. Bevo was going over to say, “Howdy.”

Yeah, I was a little flippant in my reading of Barry’s take, which, yeah, is a spicer meatball than I had realized. 

Megan, this is a great Funbag. Solid candy takes, GBV halftime, but I’m here to tell you: Barry’s right. Legit great Italian food at a restaurant is rarer than rare. If you’re not making it yourself, the best shit at your grocery store is already above-average. Just do it.

Tuki! Tuki!