awesomesrazor
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1944 National Champions.

The classic Kiss point is clearly busted. The Candy Cane and Hot Cocoa... sorry, but those are nubbins.

Or maybe it’s Occam’s razor that’s cutting off the tips.

Also, there’s a pile of them in my office, so let’s just do this:

This kerfuffle raises the question, for me, of just how pointy we expect Hershey’s Kisses to be in the first place.

Anyone claiming our “open border” is some kind of massive problem that’s been getting worse is a liar and a racist piece of shit, full stop.

Hey, uh, I’m starting to think that maybe all of this wall stuff isn’t really about building a wall and it’s... just political posturing? 

Whoops, he sure didn’t! I’m wrong. It’s just Executive departments. So I doubt this would require Legislative offices to do anything at all.

The partial shutdown would actually start as early as tomorrow. Here’s a decent recap of what would and wouldn’t be affected:

Harsh but fair.

GUESS I LOVE BOOZY MAYO THEN.

There’s a problem with that, though: He hasn’t actually vetoed the bill. He’s just not signing it.

What do you expect? The ‘Zards’ are running low on W’s.

“Currently NOT dead” sure sounds like something a guy who HAD BEEN dead would say...

Nathan Peterman puts his oatmeal in the fridge to cool off.

Ha!

“Call me. I’ll do it for half the price with rail installation.

Does that even qualify as a fantasy team? 

The unexpected fulfillment of an age-old riddle, “What’s black and white and red all over?”