Shit, man, I feel better after that pep talk.

To be fair... nah, just kidding, this shit’s GROSS. 

You can’t be accused of lying if you admit all the things and deny all the things because one of those things was true.

This is great news! Maybe this year the IRS will finally accept the “general expenses” I deduct on my taxes.

This might be my favorite review of anything ever. 

I don’t know if anyone has pointed this out, but holy shit are you wrong. 

Ugh, I have such mixed feelings about this. As a server, I had the same complaints; now, I realize how hard it can be to find a place to just be at that age that’s both safe and not just existing to get money out of kids’ wallets.

I’m a random person on the internet whose opinion, obviously, you value, but I’m here to say that you are not a garbage person! It sucks you have to deal with that shit, tho. 

Calm down. Davidson appeared in the show, just not in all the planned sketches. Given the track record of Michaels and Davidson and their history of dealing with this, there’s no reason not to take either at their word. 

It really is nice to see Davidson’s ex has such a Grande heart.

Actually, this is a great idea! People who support the government providing a specific service should have the option to contribute funds directly to the government in exchange for that service. This could solve any number of problems vexing the government. Like health insurance — instead of forcing people to buy…

As someone who has given whiskey stones, and then received whiskey stones, I regret everything. 

“They are people that are either well-known—celebrity or tied to celebrity—or they are people that are business owners or CEOs or people that just flat out want their privacy yet they want to find love. How are they supposed to go about doing that in this small town, in this community? It’s been very challenging.”

Shit, just watch a dang Lakers game:

Nope.

The judge was reported to have queried, “Tell us about your fantasy team,” but cut off the plaintiff’s response, slamming her gavel and shouting, “This case is closed!”

You are correct, this is soccer. 

Hey, pal, save it for Barry’s “What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?” post!

Would also have accepted: Asking Burke if he just saw that funny/dumb/awful thing on the crowd cam.

Subject: Stick To Sports and Canadians, Cupcake