That part also irked me. As if employees should only permitted decent wages and working conditions if and when a company is profitable; as if people working at wildly profitable companies enjoy better pay and conditions; ad as if, even at an unprofitable company, upper management and owners are someone denied their…

All of that is true and good — I think the question is why?

They don’t make ‘em like Marge Schott anymore. 

Did you hear? Trump needs a scapegoat.

Meanwhile, the Golden State Warriors’ Oracle Arena in Oakland had just one high-level violation across 89 food outlets—of fucking course. Just be happy for those deviant Soylent chuggers and their lack of beef drip.

How dare the—okay, yeah, I’d burn that shit and eat some biscuits. Guilty. 

So, the Warriors aren’t saying the sex tape didn’t happen, they’re just saying reporters should do their homework about what they actually overhear?

“Wrongful suspending.” I can’t even.

Can we see the udders? Asking for, uh, a friend...

“Autogol" is da real MVP. 

You know, I always thought that “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness” was always a fairly grim admission that shit usually sucks and you have to make it better.

Trump’s real problem isn’t necessarily he’s dealing with better politicians, it’s that he’s dealing with people who are better parents.

I can’t tell if you’re serious, but the way Brad is looking at me over those glasses has convinced me.

Well, I’ll tell you what sure doesn’t fucking help me not overreact — reading the Anthony Bourdain oral history Drew wrote for GQ. 

Seriously, how much better would sports broadcasts be if announcers could use profanity?

I... actually think the GOP is coming around to the idea. Polls that have gauged public perception of the Muller investigation are showing some slide away from Trump. That’s a major concern.

I can’t believe this show keeps getting renewed. 

Honest to god, I’m not sure I’ve read anyone tackle Trump’s character as well as Roth does. 

He knows he is failing, has no ideas on how he might stop, and has to at least suspect that Paula Abdul has noticed.

Steph, do you want to get punched by Buzz Aldrin? Because this is how you get punched by Buzz Aldrin.