Here’s a fun number to consider: 0.

Well, it would be two rooms, but when you leave the second room you realize both were under one wing the whole time. It’s excellent architecture.

Honorable mention: Running the whole damn punt unit off the field at the last-moment to go for it on fourth down just before halftime but knocking an ump over and having to punt.

I mean, I was previously unaware that spinach and garlic did not literally grow on the same plant. 

To be fair, Drew warned us.

Dang. Gurden’s face is gonna be so red when he finds out.

Speaking of missing then company holiday party, what the hell happened last night? Did Gruden win Worst Coach or what?

From a 2017 Guardian article:

But isn’t it nice to know that centuries later architecture still reveals something about our society’s priorities?

Snyder did offer to get Smith on a waitlist to see some specialists.

The NFL front office has apologized, admitting that it was a defenseless receiver and that it should have ignored the illegal contact.

There’s nothing that would be gained from Pence being in the Oval Office and, in some ways, he might even be worse than Trump.

I thought constantly undermining the credibility of the investigation with his base and stacking the Supreme Court was the plan?

To be fair, the original Christmas trees were decorated with actual candles. If you’re telling me I can’t put a real candle on public tree, you’re infringing on my Constitutional right to celebrate my religious traditions.

You can’t tell me that’s a coincidence!

Trump’s entire presidency is the result of a lifetime being seated at the rich people kiddie table. He loathed these people so much he was willing to do anything to join their club — and it’s like he only realized after the election that no one was ever going to be happy to have him around. Trump’s entire…

That would be a remarkable Shurniverse move.

No college athlete should ever have to apologize for reconsidering schools over an unpaid job, but the fact these kids have to include, “Please respect my decision” tells you exactly how people are going to react.

Yeah, unless you’re washing your face with your day-old undies, this really shouldn’t be causing you problems.