I don’t notice this so much in front of toilets — and, like you, when I do I blame drippy sitters — but I see it below urinals all the time. For this I have another theory: cell phones.

Okay, I came here to find this. I don’t recall ever seeing this phenomenon for the first few decades of my work life, but now I see it everywhere. Not straight up (down?) pissing on the floor, but substantial drippage. Within two hours of the start of the workday, the telltale film starts to form on the tile. By…

I’m not absolving either of them. I’m saying that Bush should be judged on his own terms. See, Splinter is up to the task.

A man has free will, therefore he should be judged by the actions of another man. This is great Kinja. 

Being Ronald Reagan’s vice president is enough to earn him a place in the pantheon of evil.

“Perhaps if you had tried scoring [more] points on offense, the game would have turned out differently.”

- Throw football to DeAndre Hopkins

Nice try, Darren. 

Embrace the chaos. 

But you’d have to make the season one week shorter to squeeze in an extra round and we’d lose historic rivalries like Clemson-Furman.

The College Football Playoffs should be 8 teams and fans should get to vote for the last two spots. This would be a good system with exactly zero flaws. I will not be taking questions. 

You are correct.

Yeah, Hunt needed to be smarter. If he’d just hit her with the top of his head, no one would have cared. 

It’s really scary out there right now for young men tho.

Put-in-Bay. It’s the, uh, Venice of Lake Erie.

A distinguished list of nominees. JR’s failure was the most precipitous, but only because halfpipe lady couldn’t get more air.

Well, that’s Life.

“Kix! Trix! Cheerios! Chex!”

I actually hate this criticism. I agree that it’s a bad look — and it’s definitely the result of misplaced priorities — but overcompensation is hardly a problem unique to college football and when you consider that head coaching jobs are a position that requires some rather unique skills and return a huge amount of a…

Yeah, I can understand why perhaps working withing the scholarship system is a useful framework for working out numbers and payments, but asking students to just give up labor rights that they would otherwise have just feels like starting the negotiation from a place of bad faith.